boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow


thanks for your contribution

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I just fall more in love with you by the minute

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Can you load the 6 second video iPhone? Can you do it?

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my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

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i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug)

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My girlfriend comes back tomorrow and that’s the best thing ever ☺️

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